night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with
it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”
"Mountains? More like nothings"
"And I was like,
whatever, rich guy!”
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
The orgasm evaded custody. It is still wanted for questioning about the little deaths of several characters.
The fanfic you have just read is true. The names were changed to protect the innocent.
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
how can this lil nugget be a murderer…
his ears are way too cute for him to be a murderer…
that is some sound detective work. Let him go, he obviously didn’t do it.
Odin and Loki on Jane.
Isn’t it interesting that Odin says, in effect, “don’t attach yourself to humans because their mortality makes them unworthy” while Loki says “don’t attach yourself to humans because their mortality will cause you pain”.