imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
one of my favorite things about the rivals-to-lovers trope is when one of them, at the beginning of their relationship, grumbles about how much they hate the other person’s awful face and i sort of cackle to myself like, oh man. you’re going to have it so bad. it’s going to be so great. you are going to love the CRAP out of that awful face. you’ll be composing delicious, pining, sappy sonnets about it. i love it.
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
bryan fuller when creating hannibal: “find me the prettiest english boy you can find. cover him in dirt and sweat and pain and make him talk like he’s from virginia. there should be a dog in this one too. maybe like seven or eight dogs.”
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
Goblet of Fire: CEDRIC DIGGORY
Harry Potter: This is awesome
Harry Potter: It’s gonna be such a fun year
Harry Potter: Hogwarts is definitely gonna win this thing
Goblet of Fire: HARRY POTTER
Harry Potter: I came out to have a good time -
Dumbledore: HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Harry Potter: I’m honestly feeling sO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW AND NO I DID NOT